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Jo Tracey Astrology

Category: Astro Humour

All I want for Christmas…

December 20, 2013 Jo Tracey Astro Humour

I don’t want a lot for Christmas- there is just one thing I need. I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I

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Flat Packs and the Stars

April 5, 2012 Jo Tracey Astro Humour

A friend & I were in Ikea a few months ago. As is normal with that particular store at lunchtime, all checkouts were open and

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Cartoon Heroes

March 18, 2012 Jo Tracey Astro Humour

I first posted this last year, but it’s a bit of fun under an Aquarius Moon after all the serious-ness of the last couple of

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All I Want For Xmas is…

December 2, 2011 Jo Tracey Astro Humour

I don’t want a lot for Christmas- there is just one thing I need. I don’t care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree. I

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Cartoon Heroes of the Zodiac

July 17, 2011 Jo Tracey Astro Humour

The Moon is in Aquarius and in the sky is a great big Air trine involving La Luna and Mars and Saturn. I don’t do

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Biggest Loser Ratings…by the Stars

January 15, 2011 Jo Tracey Are Your Planets Keeping You Fat?, Astro Humour

I wrote this a few years ago for a newsletter at the gym my sister was doing a Biggest Loser competition. Then I thought I

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Ophiuchus- Trying saying that 5 times when drunk!

January 14, 2011 Jo Tracey Astro Humour

I had a nasty shock today. Apparently my Scorpio husband is really a Virgo. That means I have over 20 years of manipulation & training

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All I Want For Xmas Pt4

December 24, 2010 Jo Tracey Astro Humour

And the last in my totally tongue in cheek & oh so cliched series: Capricorn A physical goal would be nice. But whatever you buy,

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Today’s Moon Forecast

Moon in Gemini


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Got something to say? Now's the time to exchange information. Just make sure you allow extra time for business meetings - under the Gemini Moon there may be more questions and more talk than you've anticipated. Leave any solitary activity for tomorrow.

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