All I Want For Xmas Pt3

The third instalment in my completely tongue in cheek & extremely cliched Xmas series…


Some balance would be lovely, and a lot more lovely leisure time… perhaps someone gorgeous to feed me grapes (or chocolate) while someone else does my nails as I languish on a fabulous chaise longue in something very fashionable. Failing that designer shoes, jewellery & bags always go down well…but nothing too loud & tasteless please.

Suggested NY Resolutions:

This year I will make a decision. This year I will think more about what I want & less time thinking about what you want, or might possibly want. This year I will not leave waiters tapping their pens against their notepads as I go through the menu one more time. What do you think about that?


Total control.

To all those people who think that I want thigh high black leather boots, whips, handcuffs & various other types of power tools or lingerie- enough already. If you really knew me & loved me, you would know what to buy me without my having to say. This is a test.

Suggested NY Resolutions:

This year I am going to let some of my grievances go, rather than just go cold. I am going to smile sweetly when someone upsets me & rather than adding their name to my list, I will forget all about it. That is unless they do it again…


A voucher to jump off something or out of a plane that is working perfectly well or to speed around a race track in something loud & fast. Think adrenaline, surfing safaris, the backpackers guide to partying your way around the Universe or perhaps just a slab of beer. Books are great, but even better electronically- fit easily into carry on baggage. Sag is the ultimate accessories lover, so the sky really is the limit!

Suggested NY Resolutions:

This year I am going to slow down & check out the detail. I missed too many planes last year when I got the times wrong. More really doesn’t need to be more all the time, so I am going to try really hard to listen to what other people have to say- after all, they are entitled to an opinion as well as me…I suppose.