The Venus Files

Love etc- The Venus Files- all the Venus Posts

Holding Out For a Hero- Venus in Aries, Holding Out For a Hero 2011

Read My Body Language- Venus in Taurus, Diamonds Are a Girls Best Friend

Put it in a Lovesong- Venus in Gemini, The Good on Paper Relationship

So, Does This Mean We Are Getting Married? and The Castle, The Perfect Parmi and One I Prepared Earlier Venus in Cancer

Dreaming of the Queen- Venus in Leo

Queen of the Jungle- Venus in Leo

I am Sailing and Women Who Wear White- Venus in Virgo, White is the New Black

You’ve Got Style- Venus in Libra, Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps…and a little buyers remorse

Jealousy- Venus in Scorpio, Bad Romance

Road to Nowhere- Venus in Sagittarius, Road to Nowhere 2011

Short Skirt Long Jacket- Venus in Capricorn

Don’t Call me Baby- Venus in Aquarius

La Vie En Rose- Venus in Pisces, La Vie en Rose 2011

Breaking Free- Venus/ Uranus Aspects

Did the Earth Move For You? Venus/Pluto aspects

There’s a Fine Line Between Pleasure & Pain- Venus/Pluto opposition, square and inconjunct

I Really Want You- Venus/Neptune transits

The Mars Files

It’s Getting Hot in Here- Mars in Aries

Raging Bull or Contented Cow? Mars in Taurus

Talk Dirty to Me- Mars in Gemini, Confide in Me- Mars in Gemini

Home and Dry- Mars in Cancer

Look at Me, Look at Me- Mars in Leo, I’m Too Sexy For This Post

Relax, Take it Easy- Mars in Virgo

Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps- Mars in Libra

Revenge is Sweeter Than You Ever Were- Mars in Scorpio

Larger Than Life- Mars in Sagittarius

If I Could- Mars in Pisces

Relationship Astrology

Eternal Flame- Saturn transits and the 7 year itch

Love etc- How Do You Know?

Love Etc- I Think I Love You

The Style Files

The Style Files- Venus in Aquarius

Sex Lies and Body Paint

The line each star sign would be most likely to say after a One Night Stand- this has had numerous iterations elsewhere:

Aries: “Bet I can come first” (actually, that would be before?)”… or “now was I the best you ever had, or was I the best you ever had.”
Taurus: “Wow, that chocolate body paint is really good”
Gemini: “You hang up first… no you hang up… OK, if I log off, you hang up…”
Cancer: “Does this mean we are getting married?”
Leo: “I think that mirror needs to be moved about an inch to the left”
Virgo: “After I have a shower, let’s change the sheets”
Libra: “Well, I thought it was good… what did you think?”
Scorpio: “Would you like me to untie you now?”
Sagittarius: “How about bungy sex next time?”
Capricorn: “Give me your business card- we should do lunch”
Aquarius: “Don’t call me”
Pisces: “what did you say your name was again?”